- whoever started this mess should be dragged out to the nearest field and beaten with an english book. Unless you're talking about your damned Eggo waffles, STFU. You sound like a moron when you say this. You're bringing the collective IQ of the world down every single time you use it, and God knows between the Kardashians and dubstep, we need all the help we can get.
2. The University of Vagi.. erm, Virginia
-if you know me, you know how much of a distaste I have for Jefferson's minions. And not really because of the rivalry, either. It's just the general douchebaggery. "Oh, I'm going to toss the frisbee on the grounds with some of the first-years." Really, bitch? It's a campus, just like every other school in America has a campus. Get the hell over yourselves. That and the fact that I can't take two damn steps in Charlottesville without some busted-ass rendition of Thomas Jefferson staring me in the face. Little known fact: Every day at selected times, UVA students must face Monticello and bow to a bronzed statue of Jefferson. (that's not true, but could you imagine?). I could go on about this, but you get the point.
**DISCLAIMER: I have some friends who went to Massa Jefferson's University, and should you guys happen to read this, sorry bout it. But y'all know just as well as we do that yall act triflant up there in Hooville. Dont front.
3. Liking certain things just because you're in college
- Where is it written that just because you're in college, you have to like certain things? For instance, many college-aged people like the Monty Python movies. I personally think they're shit on film. I expressed my opinions to some of my friends, who promptly decided to lose their damned minds. Like, seriously. If I don't like something, bitch I don't like it. Nowhere on my application to Virginia Tech was there a place to check whether or not I'm a Dane Cook fan. The Dave Matthews Band doesn't do it for me, I've never seen Spaceballs, and Anchorman utterly sucked. DEAL WITH IT.
If you have any suggestions on things you'd like me to discuss, feel free to share them.
When it comes to number three... I don't see things like Monty Python or Blazing Saddles to be exclusively those things people like because you're in college... it's mostly of those things a lot of people pick up in high school band. So it's more of a shock that a band kid in college doesn't like that sense of humor. Seriously. Because like everyone else does. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MAN!?
ReplyDeletedude I didn't realize this was you and when I got my notification on my phone I was like "who the fuck is this triflant-ass 'trace' all commenting on my shit???"
ReplyDeleteI hope that you took it with a more light hearted tone when you realized it was someone you knew. Because it was supposed to be!
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, once I figured it out it was you I found the humor :D
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